Monday, August 11, 2008

Mike's Magical Misery Tour

Enjoy a romp through my new home. Comment so I know you watched it. That way, I'll feel like you were there with me.

And read my other posts.

***WARNING**** I say the word "notice" a lot. And "anyway". And unflushed toilets.

Part 1



Part 2



-Mike

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

The unflushed toilets were funny enough to seem written. I laughed both times. You dirty bastard. This makes me want to do this, but my camera only records for 45 seconds. Damnit.

Anonymous said...

mike, i learned three things from this video:
1. we own the same coffee table
2. we have the same rice cooker
3. and we use the same shampoo.
kind of weird, eh?

sorry i missed your going-away party. if michael & i ever head out to kansas city again, we will certainly stop in columbia to see you!

The displaced Fabulachian said...

I also laughed at the unflushed toilets. You bastard, you have at least two of my books. Confederates in the Attic and the last of the Pullman Dark Materials trilogy. Now I feel that I have to travel to Missouri, if only to get my things -- and make you do that weird sexy dance in person. You might want to work on that a little more. Funny is not what you want there.

Anonymous said...

that's not the only red carpet humpty will see in there.

The displaced Fabulachian said...

P.S. Where is the dog head stapler?? It took a LONG time to find something so awesome!

DVance said...

you are fucking weird.

Mike said...

Hey, if no one is around and a sexy dance isn't funny....then it's just pathetic.

Anonymous said...

I'm eager for more comments, I can't imagine how you feel. People suck.

Mike said...

I've talked to a few other people who have watched it (Matt is showing it to his parents, heh).

Most people just don't like to leave comments. It's my blogging curse.

Anonymous said...

It's your people suck curse.

the hump dumpster said...

my parents laughed. Ol'Joe (my dad) predicted the second unflushed toilet, nothing gets by that bastard.

If i knew you needed validation for this magical misery tour i would have commented before this. im not big on the whole "signing up" portion of these experiences.

i was unimpressed with your new diggs, i kinda knew what to expect. why wasnt the glorious washer/dryer room not displayed? it's really the cornerstone of the whole place.

if your that bored why dont you take the boxes in the kitchen and toss them in that sexy-ass dumpster that's only a few feet away.

Mike said...

Everyone needs a little validation, Matt. I can't be modest all the time.

Brandon Colvin said...

That's a pretty gnarly computer desk you've got. You're turning into quite the handyman, putting desks together and shit.

Mary is alerting your neighbors that you are watching them out the window. You are totally going to accidentally witness a murder. Karma, son. Karma.

I think that pink jesus should be showcased more prominently in the house.

Mike said...

You can thank Big Lots for those skills.

Although, I don't know why you would.

Anonymous said...

You can also thank Rodes Harlin for your peeking skills, carefully honed with me as your motivator.

Mike said...

Yeah, except you did it for the thrill.

I live my romantic life through windows.